Saturday, August 7, 2010

Cliche Quest XP v0.01 demo walkthrough

HERE IS THE WALKTHROUGH. IT COVERS EVERYTHING FROM GENERIC TOWN TO FREEZING GENERIC CAVE
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You start out by watching some generic text intro. After that, you begin in Generic Town. First things first, enter your house which is right behind you. To the left there is a pot with no lid. press C next to it to get some gold. Then go right to the barrel that sticks out. Press C for a potion
After youve done that, go south to the Generic General Store. I recommend buying 2 High Potions, but get what you will.
The house in the bottom left is worthless. Go to the top left house. Try to access the chest and Grump kicks ya out. To get the chest, go here:
You'll come in through the left entrance. The chest contains an Elixer which you will need
Now, go left along the path. You'll enter Generic Pathway. You may encounter some Spirits or Hellhounds. Keep going left to The Cliffs of Generica. Follow the path. Go up the ladder, then to the black square and press C in front of it to enter Dungeon #1: Freezing Generic Cave.
Here is map that shows everything:
Once you've got the gate key and opened the gate, procced to attempt and exit. You will then be assaulted by Boss #1
BOSS #1--------------------------
Lizofols

Lizofols is fairly easy. His only spell is Water. make sure you have the Iron Shield equiped by the way. Just spam Cross Cut or Wind. If you are low on HP and SP, use that nifty Elixer. he should be beyond simple. Your reward is an Iron Sword which you should immediatly equip
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That ends the demo! A new one will come out soon with more stuff!

Friday, August 6, 2010

Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia Boss Top 10's

Top 10 hardest bosses:
10.Gravedorcus
He was predictable, but not as much as Goliath, therefore he wins numba 10
9.Giant Skeleton
Youre thinkin "Wha!!!?!?!?!?" however remember you were a low level and glyphs didn't do much damage. If you weren't patient this guy could be hard
8.Brachyura
If you didn't know the right strategy, this guy was tough. When you did know to use Ascia, he was relatively easy
7.Blackmore
If you knew to use Nitesco glyphs, this sucker was cake. If you used anything but Nitesco, the difficulty increased a lot. Oh, and onyx pins are needed to
6.Albus
Well, he had some easy to dodge attacks, and you could just keep on absorbing Acerbatus to negate it. he was slighlty challenging though
5.Death
When he shot sickles out of his hand, it was like a bullet hell game. He always had sickles all over and when you were ducking to dodge em he'd chop ya with his scythe
4.Barlowe
I definitely had trouble here. He had some powerful attacks, and his lightning thing and punches were hard to dodge
3.Eligor
This awesome behemoth was a power dealer and had some tricks. It didnt get hard until you had to climb on his back for he had a number of attacks then like slicing you, flinging you, and elbowing you
2. Rusalka
She took me at least 15 attempts. You'd think she'd be easy but trust me, thats a lie
1. Dracula
When you were as underleveled as me, this guy was a pain in the ass. His first attacks were easy to dodge but then he summoned wolfs and bats and things got really hectic
NOW FOR THE REMAINING BOSSES... THE EASIEST BOSSES:
4.Goliath
Lots of health but very easily dodged and very predictable
3.Maneater
Just dodge and hack away.
2.Arthroverta
The first boss is bound to be easy. This things no exception
1.Wallman
Wait for the right moment, absorb his glyph, he's dead. Free super potion to boot
Now for the 14 bosses arranged from Lame to Awesome
14.Wallman
13.Giant Skeleton
12.Rusalka
11.Arthroverta
10.Goliath
9.Gravedorcus
8.Albus
7.Maneater
6.Brachyura
5.Barlowe
4.Dracula
3.Blackmore
2.Death
1.Eligor

Thursday, August 5, 2010

My Theory on Time

In this Universe, only the present exists. The Past and Future are the present in Parallel Universes. Every second that passes creates another Parallel Universe where that second is stretched out to become a couple millennium. The Future, what will be our Future, exists in a different Parallel Universe where out Future is there Present.. Therefore, every second that has passed is erased from our Universe and no longer exists, and the Future doesn't exist either, because we are always in the Present. In these Parallel Universes, the same rules apply, so more Parallel Universes are constantly created. So with this logic, you can assume there are many googols of Parallel Universes. These Parallel Universes cannot crossover which means no one can leave there own Universe. Time Travel is impossible. The only way to truly "Time Travel" is to travel between Universes which is impossible.